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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:51

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Israel says it struck Tehran's Evin prison and Fordo access routes - BBC
share office space ...
No way
Still no good
Was there a British ‘genocide’ of Aboriginal Australians?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Google says its updated Gemini 2.5 Pro AI model is better at coding - TechCrunch
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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CVS to shutter 5 pharmacies in New York amid closure of 271 stores nationwide - New York Post
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
How do you emotionally react to when others seem to feel sorry for you?
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Everyone loved it.
What are some common health concerns for senior citizens?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Which Ayurvedic ritual, dry brushing, oil pulling, or facial massage, do you want to try first?
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Who are the most underrated and under-appreciated Hollywood actors/actresses?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Why does Trump keep blaming Ukraine for getting invaded by Russia?