What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Israel says it struck Tehran's Evin prison and Fordo access routes - BBC

share office space ...

No way

Still no good

Was there a British ‘genocide’ of Aboriginal Australians?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Google says its updated Gemini 2.5 Pro AI model is better at coding - TechCrunch

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Brad Pitt Recalls First AA Meeting After Angeline Jolie Divorce: 'I Needed to Wake the F-ck Up' - Rolling Stone

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

CVS to shutter 5 pharmacies in New York amid closure of 271 stores nationwide - New York Post

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

How do you emotionally react to when others seem to feel sorry for you?

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Is it true or false that Andrew Tate announced that he is running for prime minister of the UK under a new political party called 'BRUV' or something like that?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

Everyone loved it.

What are some common health concerns for senior citizens?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

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So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Which Ayurvedic ritual, dry brushing, oil pulling, or facial massage, do you want to try first?

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Who are the most underrated and under-appreciated Hollywood actors/actresses?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

Why does Trump keep blaming Ukraine for getting invaded by Russia?